THE DUCK HUNTER AND THOSE NASTY IMPLANTS

Last time I wrote that there will not be a national election in 2008 and the Duck Hunter is responsible for this.
In my research, I have found there are hundreds of thousands of citizens who have implants like the one I discovered on my own person. The implant was found just under the skin on the back of my neck. I managed to remove it and had it checked out by a scientist friend I know. He found that it had GPS capabilities and a code decipher.
If you want to check to see if you have an implant, feel around the back of your neck and you should find a small lump. If you rub it long enough, it will work its way to the surface where you may remove it. I know this sounds nuts and yes the scenario does resemble the Manchurian Candidate in some ways.
These implants are an attempt to make ordinary citizens do the Duck Hunter's will. Fortunately, the implant I found was faulty and I escaped the brainwashing and whatever else it was supposed to accomplish. When will the implants be activated? Soon, I fear.
I know there are others who have discovered implants as I did and it is time for you to come forward and join me in ruffling the feathers of this diabolical QUACK.

NEXT TIME: THE DUCK HUNTER'S AGENDA

BEWARE THE DUCK HUNTER

Ever since I blew up my house and out-buildings back in December, 2007, I have been on the move. Going underground has not been easy. Along with three very bad men, (I believe they were G-men.), who just happened to be in the right place at the wrong time, I was to be counted as one of the dead who were blown to bits. I was faking my death, after all. Needless to say, my cover was blown while on the Amtrak in Oregon just a few weeks ago. I was hit on the head and drugged and my collection of evidence, my laptop and a very useful CD were taken from me. So the claims I am about to engage have no proof to back them up. However, I am out to convince my fellow citizens that I have uncovered a conspiracy of gigantic proportions and our country's survival is at hand. I know there are those who have discovered what I have and I urge you to join with me in this forum.
First off: There will be no national election in 2008. The Duck Hunter is about to quack!

Next time: The Implants

Cyd Viscous